No-Bama

An Obama Nation would be an abomination.  Not that I'm all that thrilled with our boy Johnnie M, but what's a slave of the two-party system to do?  Let's face it...there's truth in cliche - The lesser of two evils.  So, I'll go with the hero and the hot chick.

Obama played the Rezko scratch-off game and got a kick-ass house in Chicago.  Johnnie M played "get shot out of the sky" and got a 5 year stay in hell.  Game set and match to the Senator from Az.

This morning, Joe "say it ain't so" declared that its patriotic to pay more taxes.  Thanks, Mr. Plagiarism, but I'd rather take care of my two sisters in the wake of their dead beat ex's than continue to fork over a couple hundred grand to the man.  How 'bout it's patriotic if you let me take care of my family.  Sarah gets that.  Someone fucked with her sister and she went after them.  Guess what?  I don't have a problem with that.  Round 1 to the lipstick wearing pit-bull.  I always have loved dogs.  

Seacrest out