Roller Coaster

Regarding the tumultuous times on the street.  Think of it as a kick-ass roller coaster ride.  It's big fun, yet sometimes scary...and you only get hurt if you jump off.

I love roller coasters.  And I love being with people who enjoy life.  So, I ask myself...whom would I rather have sitting next to me whilst I pull back the safety bar?  Michelle or Sarah?  It's a no-brainer. I'd go with Sarah, any day.  Michelle's probably an all right lady, but let's look at the reality of all good rides.  You've go to wait in a long, winding, line.  Sarah would probably be throwing me high-fives and getting me psyched for the ride up the first big hill.  Michelle would be bitching about how bad the big drop is going to be, and how many people throw up just thinking about it. 

The next 48 days are going to be a pollster's roller coaster of statistics.  McCain up by two.  Obama up by 5.  McCain and Obama even, et cetera and so on, ad infinitum, until Election Day.  Let's just hope we don't have another hanging-chad coaster ride on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th.  Know what I mean?

Confidence breeds success.  Let's ride with the hot chick and keep the nattering nabob of negativism in her Rezko mansion, partying with William Ayers and ruminating on our confederacy of dunces.  

:-) 

No-Bama

An Obama Nation would be an abomination.  Not that I'm all that thrilled with our boy Johnnie M, but what's a slave of the two-party system to do?  Let's face it...there's truth in cliche - The lesser of two evils.  So, I'll go with the hero and the hot chick.

Obama played the Rezko scratch-off game and got a kick-ass house in Chicago.  Johnnie M played "get shot out of the sky" and got a 5 year stay in hell.  Game set and match to the Senator from Az.

This morning, Joe "say it ain't so" declared that its patriotic to pay more taxes.  Thanks, Mr. Plagiarism, but I'd rather take care of my two sisters in the wake of their dead beat ex's than continue to fork over a couple hundred grand to the man.  How 'bout it's patriotic if you let me take care of my family.  Sarah gets that.  Someone fucked with her sister and she went after them.  Guess what?  I don't have a problem with that.  Round 1 to the lipstick wearing pit-bull.  I always have loved dogs.  

Seacrest out